Orange flavored recession is superior to the DeMoNCRaTs!!!1!1!!

People are gonna vote for him again...

Listen, I am in favor of my investments turning to dust. Do I want money and wealth? Sure! But it's more important that I lose everything to own the libs. /s

It’s all part of the 4D chess plan to make America great again don’t listen to the fake news media we’re gonna tariff the penguins and make factories appear overnight and grow coffee in Wisconsin and be able to buy $30,000 iPhones.

Of course Republicans have switched to a narrative that says things need to be shaken up to set the country on the right course.

a lot of these idiots would rather live amongst red republican ashes, than in a democratic economic boom with fair pay and low costs.

In his defense, he managed to keep it going up the first couple of days.

No! Actually he meant it'd crash if and only if she was elected, which is his way of signalling that he's replaced by Harris who's disguised as him like the fake godzilla in godzilla versus mechagodzilla. But even the Deep State couldn't replicate his lustrous orange sheen. This is why bad things are happening! I can never be wrong!

(sarcasm disclaimer: this is sarcastic)

Trump: "Sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something"

Wow.