Dog shit parenting 101: How do I punish my child for X?
Effective parenting: Why is my kid doing X?
P.S. Step 1 is asking them.
Yes, but step 2 is still '1 day blinding stew'.
Why did you bite hair? " I don't know"
1 day blind stew.
Step 2 is shaving your head
Already did that. Can confirm toddlers like touching the scalp but don't bite it.
She's likely autistic, giving her something better to chew and bite will be very effective.
Well, as a German, I would advise that she be should be cursed so that hair is constantly growing out of her mouth. Haha. The end.
This shit fucked my head up in high school. As an American studying German, I did not expect fairy tales to be so ... This.
Don't suck your thumbs children.
Ah i remember these stories, my grandma read them to me when i was a child. I thought "they are so unhinged, maybe them being unhinged is the point".
My daughter is 3 and she loves Struwwelpeter, can even recite most of it. Same with Max und Moritz.
BTW here's a version with happy end: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DqxT6bxngF8
Fwiw, don't punish your kids, it's not an effective way to get them to change their behavior.
Blind one day stew.
One day blinding stew
A stew that makes you blind for one day
Stew that blinds you for a day.
1 day blind stew
All the beatings taught me pain is temporary and this is the worst they can do. I just have to outlast. They called me metal butt cause I stopped caring about the belt and hangers. Gma upgraded to pans.
I wanted to please. I suppressed my own needs, because I so badly didn't want to be the problem. Harsh words were just as bad as a belt to me, so when I got the belt (unfairly, because their day was worse not because I was) I learned none of it was about me. So very quickly, I resented all of it
And now, suddenly as an adult I've again become the fuck up to them. I never asked for anything - I take what's given, I open up when I'm pressed, but I just live.
And still, they treat me as a failure. I made six figures before I was 25 - which was my stupid goal. I wanted to die. Now and I make a fraction of that to work a few hours a week. Doing something that matters. I don't want a partner, because I don't want to be tempted to bring a child into this world.
Nothing will ever be good enough, because I don't share their values. It sucks because I had a panic attack the last couple times my parents called me... They always increase my stress with made up fears
Artist name is truewagner, posts a lot of amazing flyers like this.
Children, this was the Internet prior to 1995.
Feed her a stew made of hair.
Her appetite for hair only grew. We are bald now. Seems help.
feed her stew made by a blind person's hair for 1 day
Looks like a job for a stew that makes you blind for a day
I didn't realize Rafe15 had started giving parenting advice.
they that's the funi I stole some time ago and posted here!
or not... somehow my post about this... Disappeared? but I'm pretty sure I posted this... OOOH it was on the other 196 which I have blocked now, now I get it.
“will_steal_your_post”
Stealing? Me? I would never
post
i kno, i wantd to not mek the funi becuz i alrdi mek funi about name som time ago.... so i didn wana do funi agn, bt alsuu yeaa i guess.. fine - - hav it ur way ~ ~ <3
Yeah, this is one of the weirder memes.
196 day blindness stew? Or is that what I'm eating when I visit.
I misread as 1 day binding stew and figured it was food poisoning.
