I ain't leaving my stethoscope around for you shitbirds to play with. I don't even let my coworkers use it
Then how will you listen for the testicular gallop
Okay, I'm gonna be honest here: That's one thing that's never happened to me.
Lots of other... things, yes. But not that one.
How do you avoid getting caught?
One way is to be me and have a nursing instructor for a mother. She had multiple stethoscopes and just gave me one to play with as a kid.
Also I've never been in a doctor's office where they left a stethoscope laying around, they always bring theirs in with them.
How does it feel to always know when the doctor is about to enter?
Anxious, but in a titillating sort of way.
I am a shitposter – my posts are shit
Keep up the good work!
Life hack to shorten doctors visits.
Just checking for infection of the perineum, doc!
Well duh. it's a waiting paradox: the longer you wait the closer to someone coming in. You have to immediately seize the opportunity to get it done before anyone comes in.
"Hey!! Give me a listen, it's my stethoscope!"
. . .
"Wait, are you trying to listen to your balls with your ass???"
