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"So, what do you think of my TNG script?"
"It's great! But I don't see any lines in here for Marina."
"Who?"
"Counselor Troi."
"I'm sorry, am I supposed to know who that is...?"
Picard: "Diana? Is everything alright?"
Diana: Liquid brain pouring out of her ears "I'm fine, I promise"
"What, does the torpedo seem depressed? You can sense feelings, Counselor, not the future."
Yes the torpedo is depressed, best to send another so he has a friend
Meanwhile, Janeway be like:
Janeway: "Photon torpedoes, full spread!"
Tuvok: "Captain, may I remind you that we only have 38 torpedoes left to last us all the way to the Alpha Quadrant?"
Janeway: "Did I fucking stutter?""Thank you counselor. I'm already aware that your mother is on that ship."
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