Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)
Guess who now has a girlfriend! (Can't text her back sadly, since she's banned)


Nicole and I are meant to be. I just need to set up a crypto account... /s
4 0 ReplyHey there buddy, she's mine! I challenge you to a dual for the maiden.
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Finally got mine. Now i feel like a real lemmy user
4 0 ReplyI’m up to round 3. Can’t wait til I get to the final boss
2 0 ReplyThat’s the beauty of fediverse chicks. If you don’t like the current instance, you can painlessly join another Nicole.
17 0 Reply... tl;dr: we shouldn't call them federated services, they are "swinger services" (not to be mistaken with dogging apps).
6 0 ReplyOkay rewrite this comment in the style of the Stallman copypasta
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My Nicole message is going in a frame up on the wall
8 0 ReplyPlease make a post with this!
Irl pic is ofc expected.True love stories are so inspirational!
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That's so funny, my new girlfriend is also called Nicole, and you won't believe it, I met her right here on the Fediverse! 😍
45 0 ReplyIf this meme persists we can just substitute the vocabulary word 'girlfriend' for 'Nicole' & use it irl.
5 0 ReplyOmg, same story here! Don't worry, you don't know her, she goes to school in Canada
21 0 ReplyYou're not gonna believe this...
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Are we dating the same woman?
4 0 ReplyPlot twist: Nicole is a real person, building the biggest polycule to date!
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I got my first Nicole message yesterday I feel blessed now…
21 0 ReplyYour days will be truly miraculous from here on out.
9 0 Replygot my first nicole recently too.
that means the fediverse is growing nicely!
5 0 ReplyWelcome to the fam!
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Thank you OP--timing is superb
6 0 ReplyYou know what, at this point I'd miss the messages if they stopped coming. I had a two week gap and I was weirdly disappointed about it.
7 0 ReplyDude your girlfriend is stalking me, please tell her to stop.
2 0 ReplyI was wondering what that was about. Guessing now a massive scam message blast?
4 0 ReplyI also have no idea what this is aboot, but seen more than one meme about it.
2 0 ReplyThis identity?/bot account has been mass messaging people directly like they did me. Thought it may of been legitimate for a second because some of my recent posts. But this just confirms it is a continuing scam of sorts.
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