You have been visited by the catfish of good fortune. Many upvotes and new users will be bestowed upon you, but only if you reply "happy fedding" to her message.
FUCK this is so much better than the joke I was gonna make when I made a post
I never wanted DM functionality and can't turn it off.
Got a few empty DMs that are functionally unremovable from notifications so I've blocked the notification element, I wouldn't know if I got a DM any more.
FUCK this is so much better than the joke I was gonna make when I made a post