My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".
"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."
- Abraham Lincoln
Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.
She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.
The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."
The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"
You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.
But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.
so many holes and you forgot the most important one.
This hole. It's... made for me.
Skill issue.
It's just like a "baker's dozen."
An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.
DVDA
NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!
Great, now they need another sausage.
This is the way
DVDA
maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way
Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way
Nostrils
There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.
Right there at the knee
But you have to believe it’s there
Damn girl, eat one at least idk
Ear
A spare for if you're feeling confident today
The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance
One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.
3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...
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Otorhinolaryngologist rule
Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.
