My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".
61 0 Reply"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."
14 0 Reply- Abraham Lincoln
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Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.
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She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.
The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."
The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"
8 0 ReplyYou've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.
But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.
32 0 Replyso many holes and you forgot the most important one.
27 0 ReplyThis hole. It's... made for me.
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Skill issue.
7 0 ReplyIt's just like a "baker's dozen."
1 0 Reply18 0 ReplyAn extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.
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21 0 ReplyNOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!
9 0 ReplyGreat, now they need another sausage.
3 0 ReplyThis is the way
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DVDA
4 0 Replymaybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way
4 0 ReplyMaybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way
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Nostrils
3 0 ReplyThere was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.
9 0 ReplyRight there at the knee
But you have to believe it’s there
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Damn girl, eat one at least idk
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2 0 Reply5 0 ReplyA spare for if you're feeling confident today
3 0 ReplyThe only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance
3 0 ReplyOne of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.
3 0 Reply3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...
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2 0 ReplyOtorhinolaryngologist rule
2 0 ReplyClearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.
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