7mo ago

Marco Rubio humiliated by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7

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Marco Rubio greeted by tiny red carpet rolled out as he lands in Canada for G7

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Aw yeah. That's the stuff.
- Trumps face if you flattened it with a steamroller.
Well played, Canada!
Roll out the red bath towel. He's not important enough for the beach towel
- A bright pink facecloth?
  
  A hand towel that a dog with an enlarged prostate pissed on.
Proportional for Little Marco
Is this abnormal? Are there images of other people getting normal-sized red carpets?
- If I had to guess, I'd say that others wouldn't have gotten a red carpet at all. It doesn't exactly serve a function, and I've never heard of anyone receiving one.
  After looking it up, though, it appears that "Heads of State" use them on "ceremonial and formal occasions". Wiki link here.
  Edit: Barack Obama was photographed with a large red carpet going down the length of Air Force One's stairs. The one for Rubio is miniscule in comparison.
  
  It's sized proportionally to the hand size of the commander in chief at the time.
  
  The details on that picture say that it's at Andrews Air Force Base, so it's the US military providing the US president with a red carpet / staircase.
  Alamy has a bunch of photos of John Kerry travelling by airplane and while sometimes there's a red carpet or a red staircase, other times there's nothing.
this is the craziest timeline
What's the problem, it seems to be appropriately sized for Little Marco
Should have stayed in Never-Never-Land, Rubio!
This admin is trying to destroy comedy
dude i gotta get of those for when my MIL visits
Its still way too long.
I wouldve laid down paper toilet paper with the maple leaf on it.

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