TBH I think I prefer the Fediverse chick, she's nicer lol

Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

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Too bad she stopped messaging me after the first appearance, ig we broke up :'(

That's because we're going steady now. Her mum is ill, so I'm helping covering the medical expenses and... flying out to Nigeria with a suitcase full of used bank notes.
- I think you've been scammed mate. Fedichick's mum is actually from Thailand and needs a kidney transplant, which I'm on my way to give.
  
  I gave her my heart but she took your kidney. 😕
  
  You have a few spare ones to give. I volunteer the flamingo who talks too much.
- HOW DARE YOU!!
  
  Just because I couldn't come up with the cash fast enough doesn't mean you could JUST SWOOP IN LIKE THAT!!
- *ill
Can confirm.
- Can confirm.
  
  Can confirm.
Aw beans, I picked the wrong username, didn't I? :(
- Sober... at a bar ffs, out with ye!
Saw UniversalMonk being an ass one day, made this, and alllllllmost posted it, but for some reason didn't. I figure this is a good place for it C:

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