Google: We’ll reach Artificial General Intelligence if you slackers just show face in the office 60 hours a week
Google: We’ll reach Artificial General Intelligence if you slackers just show face in the office 60 hours a week
Twenty years ago, Google was the hottest company with the smartest people. In 2025, Google is making the products it still has actively worse with AI. Fortunately, co-founder Sergey Brin has the an…
Work harder so we can replace you sooner.
Except none of this shit works, so its work harder so we can throw all your code in the trash in another five years when we chase the Next Big Thing.
Some More News had an interesting thesis on RTO: CEOs are blaming the lack of people coming into the office as to why the line isn't going up.
How investors can believe this I don't understand.
Finance majors just need a base level of math and an ability to confirm to mgmt culture. Actually questioning things are not essential to their ability to make 500k/year
Sergey, my man, just get a t-shirt that says "I have no friends or hobbies and I don't particularly like my family" instead. You don't have to work so hard to let us know.
If it takes 1 man 1 hr to dig a 1 cubic metre hole, then in theory, 60 men will be able to dig the same hole in one minute!
Oh the carnage!
Because 100 monkeys with typewriters will write Shakespeare but it's impossible with only 67.
And if we add more people shoveling coal into a lot more boilers we can surely make this steam train fly line a bird. Yeah, that approach doesn't always work.
I still think you are not listening to me: if a woman can deliver a baby in 9 months, why can't we add three women to deliver it in 3 months? Are you sure you understand math?
"We" means "shareholders", the workers will just do "the everything".
Eat the rich, start now.
No. Bugger off.
Only if you do too.
No, we won't, morons. Fuck CEOs