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Political Memes @lemmy.world

cm0002 @lemmy.world

6mo ago

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Coming soon to a Truth Social post near you:
"He the people..."
- I the king ?
  
  Elon I, the Musk.
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defence, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
Babe wake up, new pronouns just dropped
https://en.wikisource.org/wiki/Constitution_of_the_United_States_of_America
- Never realized that the first sentence was so long
  
  Read Moby dick it has sentences as long as half a page with 5-8 commas, 3-4 semi colons, and few real colons.
What is the first word and which is the constitution?
- "We the people..."
  
  Ah the USA constitution. In the german one, its an article as the first word, excluding numbers and symbols. "DIE Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar." But technically germany has no constitution but only a basic law
Guns?
If you ignore all the headings and contents pages, I think it's "whereas".... So what's your point? Whereas isn't a pronoun.
- There are no headers before this. The "we the people" is actually quite large too
  
  Which constitution is this? It's not our one.
- The constitution doesn't have a contents page. It was written in the 18th century on a parchment.
  The first thing in the constitution is the preamble, and the first word of the preamble is a pronoun.
  
  Incorrect. Learn a thing or two before you post online. https://www.aph.gov.au/constitution
All down to bigotry of course. For fun, try earnestly writing in absence of pronouns. Perhaps a bit more challenging than expected!

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