Found a small cave under my house

About a handspan wide, more than half a meter deep (can't see all the way in at any angle), deep under my house.

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You were made for that hole.
Crawl in, there is definitely treasure in there.
- Ooh, what type?
  
  All the avocado toast that the previous homeowner hoarded.
Is this the natural bedrock or is it backfill?
- Mixture, but in this spot loose sandy fill. Sandstone area.
Have you read the story of Ted the Caver?

https://www.angelfire.com/trek/caver/page1.html
I surely can't be the only one
- You need to put blushing cheeks and half lidded eyes. Then add a "uwu senpai" quote, or some shit .
  
  Damnit, this is the internet, we have standards
- This is awesome.
Okay, what you do is get one of these bad boys.

Teslong 50FT Sewer Camera, Dual Lens Borescope with Light: https://a.co/d/5bc14GD

I have the 14 foot variety and it's glorious. Not only can I gross out friends and family with pictures of my nasal cavity, I can also shove it in long holes like my sump pump drain and see what's what.
- Question from my mum: "Does he do the sump pump drain before he does his nasal cavity?"
  
  Tell her, excellent question! Typically I do nasal cavity searches before I inspect the sump pump drain... Typically.
Distant "ROCK AND STONE!" oT

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