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Relevant xkcd (which actually helped me find my wife): https://xkcd.com/316/
- Since you haven't explained how this helped you find your wife, I have to assume that you built one and aimed it at random people on the street while making sex noises like some kind of high-precision mating call.
  
  I was about to tell the real story but I prefer your version.
  
  "Holy shit, that guy must be GOOD. I've gotta get me some of that."
- Did your wife sell you the elliptical dish?
- Your meme has a reference to 8chan, you might want to alter that.
  
  EDIT: OP has rectified the issue.
  
  Oof, was not aware. Appreciate the heads up.
  
  What was the reference?
  
  What was the reference?
Hold the vibrator up to the megaphone's mouthpiece. Point the megaphone at the genitals of your choice. Buckle up.

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