My money is paying for this. Not for the "purchase", because that will never happen, but for their salaries, server capacity, electricity, etc.
What the fuck…. This is actually real.
I’m sorry, what? What fucking clown country are we living in? Please, I want off the ride.
I still couldn’t believe it .. jesus flying fuck the insanity https://www.congress.gov/bill/119th-congress/house-bill/1161
I just cannot even with these fucking people.
It feels like I'm taking crazy pills like OMFG
Other people see this behavior and they're like "That's my President! Woo 'Merica!!!"
It super sucks but allow me to point you to some good news.
Look over here while Elon rapes the country
The Greenland thing is serious. It's full of natural resources, important to control when the Northwest passage will be ice-free and Russia claims it, too.
Annexing Canada is the "look over here" thing.Canada is full of resources too. Perhaps a lot more angry beavers there to defend it tho...
Unfortunately the strategy is probably just to start so many awful things at once that we just can't make a fuss about all of them, and then they'll just follow through on whichever ones don't get enough attention. Even if we can get everyone complaining about Musk's garbage and Greenland at once, there's just something else almost as bad that they'll do instead.
“Ignore the fact that we almost caused a global financial collapse because we let a 20 something with no experience in COBOL muck around in the code for, and potentially introduce bugs to, the federal payment system that services, among other things, treasury bonds, the things that are the foundation of the global financial system. Yah we know we said he had read only access but whoops, turns out he actually had write access as well!”
Exactly this it feels like
shaking keys to power
"Don't look at the coup in progress over there look at Greenland"
I could have sworn this was an onion article mere hours ago
Hell the Rep could have seen the article and went "Wait. That's actually a good idea! Thanks the Onion!"
I am dumbfounded that this is not a shitpost.
This has got to be part of a bigger ploy to undermine the Onion and other satire publications.
It has to be. This bill getting any further than a mere proposal is futile. The Kingdom of Denmark cannot (easily) sell or otherwise transfer ownership of Greenland to another nation. It would require a change to its constitution (which is pretty hard to do, with the current senate and government having to approve it, retire, reelection, senate reapproval, and finally a public vote with at least 40% participation).
And that is not even enough. Greenland itself would have to agree to it as well, as they are a sovereign region. Neither Denmark nor Greenland have expressed any interest in such a deal.
The fact that the bill proposes to rename Greenland regardless of being acquired by the U.S. is a clear sign that it is not a serious bill.
Acquiring Greenland by other means (e.g. by force) would also be in direct conflict with UN and NATO agreements between the two nations, and cause a serious problem for the new administration.
It isn't dark humor but I feel like I will be using this image a lotGod this would be so goddamn funny if these clowns weren't running the damn country.. I wish they took a job in comedy instead
"for my next trick, watch the value of the dollar as it disappears!"
The onion really can't compete with reality anymore.
Not allowed to be green in Trump's America.
Proposition: We engage in "peaceful negotiation" with the US, and turn it into our own damn country
Too bad healthcare in USA is so expensive, I suspects quick CT scan could find this person has a crayon lodged in the frontal cortex from their childhood body exploration. Or recent body exploration.... Who know what kind of wacko, americans will elect nowadays.
So... is this satire or not?
Looks to be real
Sometimes the biggest joke is reality
I was certain this was satire. At least we get some humor in this boring ass dystopia sometimes
Dnalneerg would be a much more logical name.
Thought that was an actual Scandinavian word for a moment...
