Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets
Musk’s DOGE Teen Was Fired By Cybersecurity Firm for Leaking Company Secrets
Edward Coristine posted online that he had retained access to the firm’s servers. Now he has access to sensitive government information.
Aaanndd they hired him back
That was the racist eugenics one. This one didn't resign from the government.
Hard to keep them straight.
it's always the people you most suspect
Fired from an internship.
Yeah. Most of the tech industry intern firings I'm aware of are for sex with other interns at work. Horny teen learns self control is a story they can tell.
Leaking trade secrets is not.
When I was an intern, a lot of the interns were terrible and didn’t even bother to show up. The big bank just let them finish their internship cause it was more work to fire them…
These lowlife fascists sure are good at finding each other
Not Mr Douchy Short Pants!! He seemed so wholesome!!!
I saw that and then realized my user name wouldn't actually hamper a public career as much as I had previously feared.
Yeah this guy should never have gotten a security clearance in the first place, even if it was issued by the President himself.
It's like handing the nuclear codes to a known international arms dealer.
I didn't think any of them actually have a clearance. Certainly wouldn't be able to get them through the normal process.
Everybody feels so bad for The Onion having to deal with reality and satire bending, but nobody feels for the poor espionage writer.
"More classified documents were discovered missing from a the President's Florida bathroom today..."
I guess that twitter girl got invited to their discord server.