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Lemmy Shitpost @lemmy.world "no" banana @lemmy.world 1mo ago

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Ain't no way that isn't supposed to look like meat
- It smells like meat...
  
  It's cold to the touch...
  
  You're cold to the touch.
  
  Eat it, see what happens.
  
  Okay, I'm convinced. You've been meating your hands...
Swap it out with real meat and see if they notice.
- tbf real meat would be soft and floppy, while the soap would be hard
  
  Maybe YOUR meat is soft and floppy. Unlike mine
Soat

Meap
- Smeat
  
  Featured in the.. super amazing movie Waterworld (1995)
  
  Stoak
Ah... so if it's traditional, natural soap then it's made from tallow which is rendered animal fat.

Tallow is used mainly in producing soap and animal feed.
- Love eating some tallow
That's a Noap from me.
what's next? op isn't a banana?
- No such claim has ever been made. OP is a Foreign Delivery Man of God.
holyshit, 🤤🤤🤤 i need a keyboard with emoji key
- Meta + . = Pulls up emoji selector

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