politics @lemmy.world frog_brawler @lemmy.world 7h ago

NARC on your classmates and get a T-Shirt

www.azfamily.com ASU student group encourages classmates to report illegal immigrants on campus

The ASU chapter of “College Republicans United” is encouraging students to turn in classmates if they think they are in the country illegally.

I'd be incredibly insulted if I were an ASU student. They think they're going to encourage people to NARC by showing off this T-shirt. That's what they think of the capacity of ASU students.

University of Wisconsin Madison @real.lemmy.fan oleorun @real.lemmy.fan 6h ago

ASU student group encourages classmates to report illegal immigrants on campus

www.azfamily.com /2025/01/31/asu-student-group-encourages-classmates-report-illegal-immigrants-campus/

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Naw, man. You'd get your ass beat wearing something like that
Inflation's gotten so bad, nowadays all you get is a T-shirt. Used to be you could get 40 pieces of silver for it.
When just writing "I am a piece of shit of a human being" on your T-Shirt just isn't good enough.....
"Hey, babe! New Hitler Youth merch just dropped!"

"They're labeling themselves?"

"Yeah! They got race-supremecy friends and everything!"

"Let me grab my grampa's bat. He beat so many Nazis with this...at the game of baseball of course."

"Of course."

[Beat on the Brat by The Ramones plays in the background]
- Was your grandpa the Bear Jew by any chance?
  
  Hmm? I'm not familiar with that term. He just left me this bat with his friends' signatures on it, and a few religious symbols. It's pretty stained, but it's got a lot of sentimental value. He didn't say much except that he used it to teach Nazis a lesson by beating them...at the game of baseball. Always that pause near the end as grandma gave him a sharp look. She must have not wanted me to hear about his baseball stories.
  
  For anyone who hasn’t seen Here’s a clip
  
  He had many names.
“I consigned 2 adults and 3 children to a concentration camp and all I got was this stupid t-shirt”
I will buy a T-shirt for anyone who beats the shit out of a nazi
"We believe it is up to us, the regular American people to pick up the civic duty and try to bring those numbers up,” said ~~Alvarado~~ the Nazi youth. “We don’t believe its adequate what Trump Administration is doing when it comes to deportations.”

"It's ok though, they're not Jewish so it's fine! We aren't Nazis! We just want to round up a created enemy and shove them into concentration camps! You're overreacting!"
- It's only Nazism if it comes from the Nazi region of Germany in the 1930s. Otherwise it's just sparkling... no, actually, still Nazism.
"The already racist state is not doing enough racism, so we need to step in and pump those numbers up! It's our patriotic duty!"

Not even two weeks in, folks.
Red trucker hat and a t-shirt: Nazi uniform minus the fashion sense.
Who would've guessed Republicans would be a bunch of Nazi pick-mes?

Gotta show their devotion to the cult.
tshirt first.

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