Elon Puts Kid Who Just Graduated From High School in Charge of Disemboweling the US Government

From TFA:

"One, a senior adviser to the director, is a 21-year-old whose online resume touts his work for Palantir," per Wired, while another "who reports directly to Scales, graduated from high school in 2024." A copy of the latter's resume include his summer internship with Musk's Neuralink, alongside jobs as — we assure you that we are not joking — a camp counselor and bike mechanic.

Can you imagine the damage to those kids' careers when the dust settles after the collapse of the American reich, when their resume reads:

• 2021-2024: high school
• Summer of 2024: camp counselor
• Autumn of 2024: bike mechanic
• 2025 -: destruction of the United States

Kinda hard to find a job with a resume like that...

I hope they’re getting paid minimum wage.