Gonna need to build the greatest underwater wall, just to keep American waters safe. Can't have none of that Mexican drug-infected water on our beaches!
I'm totally fine with the Republican government spending all of its time sorting out the paperwork on this. In fact, I'll even call it the Gulf of America myself if it means they have no time for the rest of their agenda.
Got to admit, this is one of the dumbest stunts the MAGAts have pulled in a while. It remains the Gulf of Mexico. This will have as much staying power as "Freedom Fries" did.