Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'
Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'
Soup Drops are packed with chicken noodle soup flavors and are available for a limited time during National Soup Month.

Something sucks alright...
"It's amazing! Tomato soup, I can feel it running down my throat!"
I'm actually interested in trying these! There is no way to say this without some kind of double entendre, but I like to suck on things to keep my mouth occupied sometimes. I get tired of sucking on sweet things so, if these are tasty, they might be a nice change of pace!
Suck on some soup. It'll help you feel better.
Did Obvious Plant get at job at Progresso???
When I was a (weird) kid, I would suck on the chicken-flavored bouillon cubes. "Weird kid" me would probably have asked for those at the store. Weird adult me will just make soup.
Me too! In hindsight we didn't have a ton of food.
I still sometimes eat a pinch of dry buillon. Though IDK if I'd like the same thing diluted and long-lasting, the intensity of the dry stuff is part of the draw for me.
oh, from the thumbnail, I assumed OP was just doing the lazy and photoshopping the "R" into a "P".
as usual, reality is worse than what I imagined.
l've been wondering what horrible stuff we will subsist on after Donald destroys the economy.
So, sugar with salt and MSG? Great!
I already suck on my soup.
One zuppa Tuscana lollipop, please.