Progresso launches Soup Drops, a hard candy that's 'soup you can suck on'

Soup Drops are packed with chicken noodle soup flavors and are available for a limited time during National Soup Month.

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Absolutely fucking amazing.
- I want this. I want it a lot.
- I know right? Savory hardy candy... sign me right up!
Bouillon cube?
Always goes wrong at the dessert. Oh well, we'll get it eventually
Progresso is a food crime in any form.
Hell I'm down
Can't wait to freeze them and use them as ice cubes in my scotch.
- You can do this with normal soup though
- Are you gonna do a clam Macallan chowder, or glenfiddich gazpacho, or maybe a chicken noodle blue label?
  
  Chunky Beef Stewichladdich
  
  Creamy Chicken and Brauchentosholli
  
  Beef Ardbargley
  
  Balveggie
  
  Tomato Speysil
  
  Italian Dalwhedding
  
  Glenlentil
  
  Macallaroni and Bean
- And just like that a thousand Scots picked up their sword and started walking towards your location.
Would a chicken noodle soup candy be the ultimate cough drop?
I'll try 'em
- I want mentholated ones
  
  I want methadone ones
These would be great to throw at people walking by on the street. THIS IS A FOOD CRIME
On the one hand, this is an actual crime.

On the other hand, the main reason I hate soup is the textural nightmare of having a liquid with squishy chunks in it, so technically still not as bad as actual soup.
- soup is overly diluted stew
  
  Let me put it this way: if your waiter accidentally dumped that much water into your plate of stew while serving it you'd send it back.

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