Out of Context Comics @lemmy.world Flying Squid @lemmy.world 8mo ago Remember kids: always put your toys in your mouth. I know it's not Christmas anymore, but this is good advice all year.
"Obey the candle, Suzie. Eat your delicious bear. Just like Johnny is eating his delicious drum. The candle commands it."
...otherwise, those label warnings are for naught. Why have a warning to not do something, if no one is doing it, anyway?
"Obey the candle, Suzie. Eat your delicious bear. Just like Johnny is eating his delicious drum. The candle commands it."