If a leaf leaves leaves, why doesn't a calf calve calves?
If a leaf leaves leaves, why doesn't a calf calve calves?
If a leaf leaves leaves, why doesn't a calf calve calves?
Because cows calve calves
17 0 ReplyA leaf doesn't leave leaves, so the initial premise is wrong.
16 0 ReplyHow does a leaf leaves leaves? What am I missing here?
11 0 ReplyThere's a bunch of leaves. Wind blows. One leaf gets blown away. It leaves the leavesHaiku version:
There’s a bunch of leaves
Wind blows. One gets blown away
It leaves the leaves5 0 ReplyThank you and nice haiku
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It's a showerthought about the English spellings being fucked.
You read read as read, and not as read.
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And yet the woodchuck still chucks wood...
5 0 ReplyBuffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo... I'm not sure how many I'm supposed to write, did I do enough yet?
3 0 ReplyBecause no no no
2 0 ReplyBecause that's how you wash your Reaver Speer.
1 0 ReplyA tree leaves leaves like a cow calves calves.
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