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Flying Squid @lemmy.world

10mo ago

Fair.

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Bow before your new king!!!! For I have received Excalibur from the lady of the ~~lake~~ box!!!!
- Well I didn't vote for you.
  
  You don't vote for kings
- I'm so fucked bruh I can't even imagine king Arthur as a man anymore
"By th power...."
"Get the hell out of here! Can't you read?!"
- IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII HAAAAAAVE THE POWEEEEEEEEER!!!
How about: "By the power of Grayskull…"?
- Only if the sword will actually transform you into He-Man.
  
  Well, mine only transforms me into She-Gal. I hope the shop owners won't frown on that.
  
  If you took some LSD beforehand ..... for the user they did actually transform into He-man ..... or a hippopotamus .... whatever .... they still get the sword. .... alright Man-at-arms! Let's roll!!
... Heeeeeeeeeere we are!
- Oh there's a question... if you do a good Freddie Mercury impersonation can you pull out a sword? I would say yes.
  
  If you shout "I have inside me blood of Kings!" is a store worker required to shout "Yeah!" back?
It says "there can only be one" but there are in fact many swords to do this with.
- You can reduce the numbers faster if you don't need to keep taking the time to clean and sharpen.
Thunder... thunder...
There can be only two!
Wait, I screwed up. Can I get a Mulligan?
Form Blazing Sword!
demoknight tf2 moment.

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