When today is your birthday
When today is your birthday
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Jesus was born in july
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March
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My my, such aggression. You gonna march him to his crucifixion?
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Do I have to?
Ok, fine. But you'll have to sing some good cadences
AND NO "OLD KING COLE"!
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THE 4TH OF JULY 🇺🇸🇺🇸🔫💪🏻👍🏻😎🍔🍺
(Am I doing this right ml?)
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Where's the bacon!? 🥓
Also needs two more flags. 🇺🇸🇺🇸
And then obviously one more bacon. 🥓
Yeah that should do it.:-)
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Should have gone to Little Caesars
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Closed for Saturnalia
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Render unto Little Ceasars that which is Little Caesars'.
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I know four people who are born on Christmas in my life.
Each one hated Christmas, or was really indifferent to Christmas.
All of them are messed up in other ways.
Parents who are expecting on Christmas... Don't.
So try not to knock up the chick with the green bush on St. Patrick’s Day?
I think this piece of advice applies regardless, to be honest.