"How can you call it prostitution when I paid her for the sex but she didn't ask me to?!"
"How can you call it prostitution when I paid her for the sex but she didn't ask me to?!"
Not gonna link to the tweet, but I'll link to an article that links to the tweet.
You're viewing a single thread.
That is every bit as dumb as someone saying "no, I wasn't buying drugs! I only traded money for a hug, then got an eight ball for free!"
This is how you buy weed in DC...
Edit: No seriously, look it up. You can't legally sell weed in DC the but you can possess. So the shops sell you $70 socks and then gift you devil's lettuce.
"You know you have to tell me if you're a cop."
There was that King of the Hill episode with the failing bookstore converted to a gun store, didn't have a license to actually sell guns so they started saying something like "Free gun with $600 book purchase" or something along those lines which I assume would be illegal real world, but worked in show
I remember banks giving away hunting rifles
when you open an account with a certain minimum balanceas interest on a CD.
I bought my girlfriend's train tickets to see me because she was broke. Am I a pimp?
Edit: I dunno. I had the wrong words.
I want a free eightball.