I've been wondering when Russia would take the gloves off and send in Segal. I guess after the government collapsed.
Very special forces.
Waves his hands in vaguely flowey circles as a nearby enemy tank implodes
I love how they've photographed him from a very specific angle, and I can still tell he's as fat as I am. Come on dude, we can both do the combat waddle!
They tried. I can still see it through the cosplay.