Messed with the wrong hobbit
Messed with the wrong hobbit
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DM: okay you successfully hid from the orcs. You hear them say Frodo isn’t dead. What do you do?
Sam: I walk straight into Mordor and demand Mr Frodo back.
DM: you just walk in? Are you sure?
Sam: Yes. I walk right in and demand Frodo back.
DM: do you ask nicely, how do you ask?
Sam: I said I demand him back.
DM: okay, roll intimidation <this is going to be like a DC 25 roll>
Sam: Nat 20.
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Where the Frodo is mister Frodo? Why censor one Frodo but not the other Frodo?
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Fuck
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/you are killed instantly by ᴛʜᴇ ᴀʟɢᴏʀɪᴛʜᴍ
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Hell
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Absolute chad
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Sam rescued Frodo on pi day?
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doomguy trimps off a slope, flies past frodo at mach 20 snatching the ring from him, continues flying straight to mount doom and drops the ring in, then pulls a sick ballista combo to vaporize sauron's tower before he even has time to react
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Thank the good fucking lord that "FUCK" was censored. I might have had to clutch my goddamn pearls.
Here's some more fucking pixels for you cunts.