New Rule

Cold in here

Those poor kids

Literally 1984

No tweaking for Emma.

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different

Anime words/gestures

So, Japanese?

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.

If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)

Alpha Beta

Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.

That's a dope list, no cap.

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four

What the sigma is going on here

Tweaking (Emma only) 😂

Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣

thank god I grew up when I did.

Darius noises

Okay, Alexander

What the fuck is a Darius noise?

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?

"No mames"

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

bofa not banned- your move teach

Why Ohio???

At least they haven’t banned omega

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.

Well fuck me I guess.

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?

What’s Ruth’s Typo Count at?

did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?

"Low taper fade"?

Ruth is out on Front Street

why no memes, can they have old memes plez?

Animal noises

Wait what's the 24th ?

Why is number 2 three different words?

The mind boggles...

Where is this sign, and why is "fuck" not on it (among other words that come to mind)?