Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
Trump Locks Bathroom Door So Elon Musk Can’t Follow Him In
PALM BEACH, FL—Admitting that ever since he joined the campaign trail the billionaire tech mogul had refused to leave him alone, President-elect Donald Trump reportedly locked the bathroom door Tuesday so Elon Musk couldn’t follow him in again. “All right, Elon, out,” an audibly frustrated Trump had...
Its okay for cats because they're cute and adorable, which elon isn't.
And because their litterboxes are way nicer than his.
This is literally my cat when I'm in the bathroom.
I cannot wait for what these guys are going to do with infowars.
I approve of all this content painting Musk as an invasive little brat who has no boundaries and is desperate to try to buy his way into the cool kids inner circle. Notice me, senpai!
The First Lady is very needy in this upcoming administration.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Groom_of_the_Stool
The Groom of the Stool (formally styled: "Groom of the King's Close Stool") was the most intimate of an English monarch's courtiers, initially responsible for assisting the king in excretion and hygiene.
The physical intimacy of the role naturally led to his becoming a man in whom much confidence was placed by his royal master and with whom many royal secrets were shared as a matter of course.
The office developed gradually over decades and centuries into one of administration of the royal finances, and under Henry VII, the Groom of the Stool became a powerful official involved in setting national fiscal policy, under the "chamber system".[1][2]
This is Trump we are talking about, so musk's title is probably more like "Presidential diaper changer".
This is more info than we EVER needed or wanted to know about Elon's kinks.
National Fecal policy
feels bad about it after a minute and lets him
This just leaves Musk to scratch at the base of the door and wave his fingers around in the gap beneath the door until Donald finally relents, allowing Musk to enter and curl up in the crotch of Donald's pants while he's taking a shit.
I think you made a mistake, this is for satirical pieces.
Nah, Trump poops and texts whenever Elon goes into a K-hole. It's a solid routine. 😆
Oh he doesn't like being follows into places that are meant to be more private when you're exposed? Wonder what the various women Trump has admitted walking in on thought about his similar behavior?
well somebody's gotta give him the blumpkin, right?
And Eric will be damned if anyone else is taking that spot. That's daddy and Eric time
Who's gonna wipe his butt then?
Brings a new meaning to "Closed door meetings".
