I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.
Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.
Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality
According to the now defunct bash.org, they look like little Darth Vaders.
At my brother's house for dinner, yum, chicken casserole. Six-y-o niece: "It's not a chicken, it's a rooster. It bit daddy, and daddy cut its head off." Still delicious.
Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush
You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?
Definitely not me.
This reads like what a rooster might hear about their outtie during their Wellness visit while employed at Lumen.
