This reads like what a rooster might hear about their outtie during their Wellness visit while employed at Lumen.
You haven the chicken, the rooster, and the hen. The chicken goes with the rooster. So who’s having sex with the hen?
Plot twist: it was written by a hen with a crush
I have some backyard chickens. One day a chick appeared on my porch and decided to follow my hens around and never left. Turns out roosters will find hens even in the middle of a small city.
That's very cute! Did you ever find out were it came from?
Who the fuck googles "what do roosters do" lmfao
Curious city kids? 🤷
Whoever wrote that was spot on though. Source: not a rooster but I have been called a cock before.
Cocks are gorgeous to look at in many cases and have a lot of personality
