The Onion Wins Bidding for InfoWars Assets
The Onion Wins Bidding for InfoWars Assets
Satirical news site The Onion won the auction to acquire conspiracy theorist Alex Jones’ InfoWars.
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I love that
They're turning the freaking frogs gay!
is now officially an Onion story.
Also that was the only conspiracy he covered that was slightly grounded in reality. The atrazine poisoning was hermaphrodizing the frogs. Of course more regulation to stop pollution is not a solution that dumbfuck jones would support..:
I don't like them putting chemicals in the water that turn the fricking frogs trans
No no, that water was for all our illegal immigrants in prison.
In case you haven’t seen it:
My favourite is the Indie Folk song version: https://youtu.be/KGAAhzreGWw?si=DNESi3LCH85MMLXP
Spyware free link: https://youtu.be/KGAAhzreGWw
That’s amazing! But fuck it for putting naked Alex Jones in my head. I was hoping to sleep peacefully tonight.
:)
I'd like to respond with:
Kinky.