Priorities

I can already see the aliens being curious and instantly getting addicted to the internet, completely stopping their conquest plans.

“Can’t you pause it while we invade?”

“Ugh!! You can’t pause online games, duh!”

Man, when I was a kid on my way home from school or somewhere I would sometimes sing this little song:

"When I get home I'm playing the pa-puter, playing the pa-puter, playing the pa-puter!"

Boss makes a dollar

While I make a dime

That's why aliens invade

On company time