In middle school I had a friend who would get nosebleeds fairly often. I don't remember exactly why nor how, but we somehow got into an argument with this really religious kid who was a little shit. So like the next day he felt a nosebleed coming and ran over to the kid and said "Hail Satan" and exhaled hard to make a ton of blood come out. Well the kid fainted and my friend got detention for the day
That's amazing 🤣
Uh huh sure
Could they have stolen the story? Yes. But they could have equally had a similar experience, it's not that implausible. I've known people that have nose bleeds like that, it's not some incredibly rare condition, and saying hail Satan is the kind of thing tons of edgy kids/teens would do.
Things can happen more than once.
Ah, the fear of consequences after a good prank at school. I drew a dick on a whiteboard once, also in seventh grade.
That's going to go on your Permanent Record!!
Ah, you got the stink lines and everything
Actually it will go into the dry erase record
Never gonna live it down now @Sanctus
*Student shows signs of severe depression*
*gets suspended from school*
Even if it was a joke, this is some "Tell me you're from the US without telling me you're from the US" type shit
It was the
during choir
WTF
After school programs anyone?
The showing signs of depression was part of the prank (and all you can get from this greentext is he shouted "I can't take it anymore" before cracking his neck). Getting suspended after learning it was a joke and he was not really in danger seems fairly logical here. You don't joke about that shit and it was also extremely disruptive to class.
"runs out the door"
why? why would people run out the door at someone commiting suicide?
Maybe to go find someone with medical training who can potentially help?
At least one person would stay
sounds like fiction. it's just missing "he thought to himself,"
God that i hilariozs, i tried to to a similar thing in the final exam but my crack juices weren't flowing sadly
Wh.. what if you really can't take it anymore?
