Why not offer him a Caesar Salad? Prepare the thing in front of him and tell him it's named after him, then start making by stabbing the salad multiple times.
50 0 ReplyFun fact: it isn't named after him.
29 0 ReplyI only learned that recently and it has broken me
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Missed opportunity to offer an orange Julius with a salad of some sort.
(I think I whooshed myself)
23 0 ReplyWould have made the assassination a lot fresher.
12 0 ReplyI feel like he would freak out with the amount of sweetness that wasn't common at the time
7 0 ReplySo that was the reason why he had to die, he was contaminated by time travel!
5 0 ReplyI'd take an artifact and bury it on another side of the world just to fuck with archeologists.
Then I'd go to the South Pole and put a sign there that says "way ahead of ya" with no context or other traces of human presence.
2 0 Replythe blue fanta is better (the bottled one that unfortunately has no canned version)
2 0 ReplyThere is a polish made blue Fanta that is elderflower based - highly recommended.
BTW the Fanta Wikipedia page is a wild ride
2 0 Replyyes, that one.
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