What is the best response to "Who are you?"
What is the best response to "Who are you?"
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Cmon tell me who are you?
Who who, who who
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Your name, usually.
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Who's asking?
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“I’m Batman,”
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I dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?
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"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"
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Who's that?
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RONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
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Spending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".
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Goddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
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"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"
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Hello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.
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"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"
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Who's asking?
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A better question is "What do you want?"
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
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I am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
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An explanation of what I’m doing here.
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Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
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You rang?
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The man your mom wishes she was.
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Do you want my real name, or a fake one?
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Not a Vorlon, that's for sure
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"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
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I AM THE RED WORM!
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"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
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"My Name is Guy Incognito!"
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This man is my exact double!
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Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!
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"your worst nightmare"
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I'm you, but stronger
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I am Sancho!
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I am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
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"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
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"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
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"I'm Frida's boss."
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My name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.
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"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough
I like this one. It nasty.