"I'm whoever you want me to be, sweetheart" smoker's cough
38 0 ReplyI like this one. It nasty.
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Your name, usually.
20 0 ReplyWho's asking?
14 0 Reply“I’m Batman,”
13 0 ReplyI dunno man, when it comes right down to it, who are any of us really? Y'know?
12 0 Reply"I'm Ronnie fucking Pickering"
11 0 ReplyWho's that?
2 0 ReplyRONNIE FUCKING PICKERING!
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"My name is Inigo Montoya. You kill my father. Prepare to die."
10 0 ReplySpending an hour in the character generator, then clicking "venture forth".
7 0 ReplyGoddamn. Lemmy users are bad at comebacks.
6 0 Reply"I'm fine, thanks. Who are you?"
5 0 ReplyHello Fine Thanks. I'm CD.
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"Do you want my name rank, serial number and the Readers Digest shitty condensed version of my life story or do you just want to know what I am doing in your living room?"
5 0 ReplyWho's asking?
4 0 ReplyA better question is "What do you want?"
t. Mr. Morden (Babylon 5)
4 0 ReplyI am the terror that flaps in the night! I am the little mouse that eats your cheese! I am Darkwing Duck
4 0 ReplyAn explanation of what I’m doing here.
4 0 ReplyHello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die
4 0 ReplyYou rang?
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The man your mom wishes she was.
3 0 ReplyDo you want my real name, or a fake one?
3 0 ReplyNot a Vorlon, that's for sure
3 0 Reply"Back off, man. I'm a scientist."
2 0 ReplyI AM THE RED WORM!
2 0 Reply"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
2 0 Reply"My Name is Guy Incognito!"
2 0 ReplyThis man is my exact double!
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Look behind you! A three-headed monkey!!
2 0 Reply"your worst nightmare"
2 0 ReplyI'm you, but stronger
2 0 ReplyI am Sancho!
2 0 ReplyI am CapnAssHolo. Captain of the Millennium Flatulence!
2 0 Reply"I'm Duke Nukem, and I'm coming to get the rest of you alien bastards!"
2 0 Reply"Let's just keep it light, okay?"
1 0 Reply"I'm Frida's boss."
1 0 ReplyMy name is jimmydoreisalefty, nice to meet you! What is your name!?
You can also go with the 30 sec elevator speech or...
Other possible replies:
No one. [walks away, CALMLY]
Your soulmate?
Depends on the setting and people.
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