If they're so smart, why haven't they invented fire yet hmm?
104 0 ReplyThey were so smart that they went back into the water and don't have to ever deal with capitalism
126 0 ReplyThey still have to deal with capitalism, but they're smart and know that direct action, attacking boats, is the only way to go.
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Blubber
4 0 ReplyThey have enough oil to keep a fire going a long time
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My brain: Cute and smooth
Your brain: Gross and wrinkly51 0 Replymy brain got the MVP your brain got the HIV
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37 0 ReplyOf course it's wrinkly, they never leave the water.
40 0 ReplyIf I stay in the bath too long, my brain gets all wrinkled as well...
35 0 ReplyMy financial advisor is an octopus
33 0 ReplyMy cuttlefish broker embezzled everything and swam to Tahiti…😕
17 0 Reply"Bailiffs knocking at the door, eh? Have you considered deploying an ink pseudomorph?"
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Dem wrinkles
6 0 ReplyOrca's can do the tongue roll too huh?
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