Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar
Fraudsters steal 22 tonnes of high-value cheddar
www.bbc.co.uk
More than 22 tonnes of cheddar stolen from Neal's Yard Dairy
cross-posted from: https://lemmy.bestiver.se/post/74146
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I have a feeling their next crime will be hijacking a truck full of crackers or possibly a winery heist.
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They raided a dispensary a few hours before this
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hijacking a truck full of crackers
They'll never catch me!
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crimes in Skyrim be like
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I understand the desire to steal cheddar. Sometimes I stare longingly at the large blocks in my local cheese shop.
But you can't give in to intrusive thoughts, people.
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Hide the Cougar Gold!
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Uh.
Does anyone currently know James May's whereabouts now that Andy Wilman is presumably no longer keeping tabs on him?
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This is absolutely the kind of crime I want to commit when I'm 83.
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How did they steal it, you may ask?
Caerphilly.
I'll see myself out.
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Very gouda. You deserve a rind of applause for that one.
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My associate, Pinky and I are here to inspect your luxurious and delicious cheeses to make sure they are up to code.
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Just another statistic, since cheese is the most stolen food
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Totally missed opportunity.
"In The Cheesiest Caper of 2024...."
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What exactly does one do with 22 tonnes of stolen cheese?
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Big pimpin spendin cheese.
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[me to the getaway driver] let's cheese it!
[driver kicks me to the curb at the police station]
Curd you not
I don't think they heard you, they already got a whey.