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This fistfight could have been an orgy.
- This orgy could've been a crusade.
  
  Maybe it’s Maybelline
  
  This crusade could have been a junta
Given that she's a lawyer, that's probably true for a lot of her meetings
- Are you aware that this account is flagged as a bot?
  
  Okay, well, I'm gonna question my existence now... How?
  
  Edit: ah, it's a setting of my account. Weird, dunno how that happened. Thanks!
- Reminds me of something someone posted yesterday or earlier today 😁
- At first I thought it was a bear with a tree growing from its back instead of a honey badger and I was very confused lol
This is so real, who tf books an all hands meeting on a Friday afternoon
...and that's why I'm following my passion by announcing my candidacy for the Italian Parliament
If the meeting is still going, be the change you want to see in the world.
Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

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