I liked sleeping on the ceiling as a kid, but since gravity wasn't having it, I had to settle for tall furniture instead.
No Mitch Hedberg yet? "I was gonna stay overnight at my friend’s house, he said: 'you’re going to have to sleep on the floor'. Damn gravity. Got me again!"
The cat definitely likes sleeping against the warm TV more
It's either that or the baseboard heater right behind the TV stand.