Invention

Chainmail too! A Roman writer even identified it as lorica gallica - 'Gallic armor'. Caesar writes glowingly of Gallic architecture and craftswork in his Commentarii, and discusses how several Gallic polities have government structures that resemble that of Italic and Greek city-states.

It's the G*rmanics that are the filthy ones!

Because you spell it "touthpaste" like an illiterate bastard, maybe?

Qui latina non loquitur barbarus est.