A good government job

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I remember watching a cold case file where the guy was caught because of the dna from the stamp he licked. Should have used Jax's services.
- you're telling me a dog sent this ransom letter?
Do dog licks cost more or less than a lick from a human employee
- I'll pay the dog to lick my stamps and pay the human employee not to 😅😅😅
  
  and pay the human employee not to 😅😅😅
  
  I just found a new retirement plan. I gotta set up in my public library and charge people to NOT lick stamps. 🤔. I'll just set up a free dog licking station next to me. If I get with my animal shelter I can rotate dogs needing homes through.
  
  I want a discount from dog breath
- Well one you can pay in Kibble.
They should make bacon flavored stamp gum for the good boi.

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