Ancient WAP
And that is why I try to read it in Ben Shapiro's voice.
if your "ground" is wet, there's some bacterial infection going there, my wife who's a dentist told me. - Ben Shapiro
Umm... return to tradition, I guess??
A fun detail: this was written by a woman, priestess Enheduanna, the first writer that we know of by name.
A woman who was certainly down bad.
sigh ZZZIIIIIPPP
Fill my holy churn with honey cheese
I'm sorry what the fuck
You fuck a baby inside I'm guessing
Which text is this from? For research purposes? (Knowing the classics this is the only time sex is shown.)
Inanna spoke: —My beloved, the delight of my eyes, met me. We rejoiced together. He took his pleasure of me. He brought me into his house. He laid me down on the fragrant honey-bed. My sweet love, lying by my heart, Tongue-playing, one by one, My fair Dumuzi did so fifty times.
Relationship goals. Although, they are brother and sister and it doesn't say how long it took him to reach fifty. Also there's a bit earlier where he's playing with her pubes which comes across like he's hunting for it and got lost.
love? more like fertility?
is this the same inanna that was yahwe's wife at some point?
