A match made in heaven! 😍
A match made in heaven! 😍
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How to give your pimples pimples
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I mean, the soda is probably caustic enough to be a great exfoliator. But I wouldn't want to smell like Mountain Dew of any flavor.
The Doritos one sounds stupid unless it actually has stale Doritos in it acting like micro beads.
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I'm reluctant to ask but.. WTF is a JABBER'S SOAP??
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It says right on the tin. You really don’t want to drop it.
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I've never had Mountain Dew, but I always imagined it would taste like shower gel or shampoo. The scents/flavors even have similar names.
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More like battery acid and corn syrup, at least for the regular flavor, and I say that as someone who likes it.
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So that's the face wash trump uses and why he's so orange. Mystery solved Scooby-Doo!
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Tingly
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I was a nerd in the 80s and 90s when some actually smelled like this AND IT WAS A BAD THING
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If you smelled like Mt. Dew I could only imagine you were a horribly managed type 1 diabetic about to go into ketoacidosis.
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Ok America. It’s time to stop now.