old Doritos bags had so much more soul than the current garbage design
The OG cooler ranch bags were, ironically, absolute FIRE 🔥🔥🔥
We unironically need to return to 80's brand design. Nothing else. Just the squiggly lines.
Is this the proper English word? Cockeyed? COCKeyed?
A doctor would say you have amblyopia and a polite person would call it lazy eye. Cockeyed is a proper English word, but it’s kind of rude when you use it to describe a person and not an object.
As a cockeyed person, it doesn’t bother me. People rarely say anything. Sometimes you can catch people being confused about which eye to look into but it’s brief.
I did have a kid say to me one time, “Wow, your eyes are like, seriously crossed!” I acted surprised and said, “Seriously? Oh my god! Do you think other people notice?” She felt bad about it and said, “No! No! It’s just where I was standing. I doubt anyone ever seen it.” :p
My eyes are nowhere near as bad as biggie’s though because my sweet mother got me surgery when I was 5 years old. I still thank her for it regularly.
Technically it’s “cock for eyes” or if they have glasses “cock four eyes”
Holy fuck he was such a chonk.
