Chef Riker strikes again

I hope I'm infected with some interspatial parasites so I can forget this joke.

I want to be able to laugh at it over and over again.

That joke was so bad, TOS cast members felt the cringe.

My favorite stupid curling fact is that for competition they've had to put NASCAR-like limits on broom technology because some teams developed a "broom" that was essentially a microplane grater that could polish the ice to microscopic smoothness.

Zinda, his eyes red.

Just watched this episode again. Riker is absolutely awful at cooking scrambled eggs. Even if he had used perfect free range organic Earth chicken eggs, those looked dry, burnt, and chewy.