Tag yourself I'm vividly done with this shit

What about those weird warnings that you get with mirrors? It's written really litely in tiny print on the clear sticky film that you tear off so I never noticed them until recently.

Caution: Broken shards may cause bodily harm. Do not bend. If your reflection is not 100% accurate, please walk away slowly and do not make eye contact. Call the manufacturer immediately to request a replacement. Shipping service not available to the following States: HI, AK, NJ.

Like, what the frick? Who doesn't ship to New Jersey?

I am the warning about coconuts

https://www.vice.com/en/article/vbzkpb/gps-blamed-for-sending-trucks-crashing-into-this-tiny-arkansas-town

questionably ominous✋

Ominous, disturbingly specific

I haven't seen that specific sign, but I've definitely seen heavy road damage and huge rocks in the middle of the road next to "falling rocks" signs. Super comforting to drive next to those cliffs IN MY CONVERTIBLE

"do a small jump" right here

falling rock? i sure hope it does!

As someone trapped on TERF island definitely ominous, disturbingly specific.

The "Vivid" and "Done with this shit" section reminds me of the notorious Star Citizen fandom-originated copypasta for the "Sad and Sickening Truths of the Stimpire," specifically a part about "the worst kind of electricity" (CW: extreme violence, gore, death, torture)

What the fuck. The person who wrote that should have just chosen not to.
- Writing about something horrid doesn't necessarily mean condoning that horrible thing... though sometimes such as in that case, yes it's clear the hog writing it is also getting off to it.
What even is the context of that? It doesn't even seem like Star Citizen fanfiction, just weird worldbuilding from some 4chan incel.
- What even is the context of that? It doesn't even seem like Star Citizen fanfiction, just weird worldbuilding from some 4chan incel.
  It is lifted directly from an official Star Citizen forum post some years back, both legendary and notorious, back when there was a lot more speculation about what Star Citizen would be (and a lot of it expected more than one star system).
  It's not the only really gross fandom speculation post. One of the other more notorious ones involved multiple effort posts, over months, from a big spending (you get "ranks" on the forum just for paying money for the eternal alpha and they can be posted) user that wanted bounty hunting to include (CW: gore, torture) ::: spoiler spoiler dismembering targets so they are more portable in cargo holds, castrating them so they get strength debuffs, and elaborate means to keep the mutilated bodies alive for "wanted alive" deliveries. :::
  His posts weren't just allowed; they got a lot of buzz and attention for "innovation" and "creativity" from the community.
Headcanon: none of this is actually true, but are stories told by "Stimpire" defectors who want to make the media rounds in the Star Citizenverse. After hundreds of years of escalating propaganda, this is where they ended up.