That is the most reluctant upvote I’ve ever given.
43 0 ReplyGod is dead and we killed him
31 0 ReplyBut this a biblically accurate depiction of an angel. God should be proud.
6 0 Replyhahah good.
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Me: Pineapple doesn't deserve to be on a pizza!
This: Exists.
:O
28 0 ReplyPineapple is banging on a pizza. You're missing out. It pairs perfectly with any spicy toppings.
35 0 ReplyAdd banana and some sort of spicy, tangy sauce and I'm in
2 0 ReplySpicy food in general should just not exist.
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!foodcrimes@midwest.social candidate
18 0 ReplyNo wonder China wants to invade
15 0 ReplyI think this pizza might actually be enough of a bioweapon to fend off the PLA
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14 0 ReplyI guess this is retaliation for General Tso's Chicken
12 0 ReplyFranken fidget spinner.
8 0 ReplyThis pizza looks like it's brother killed the entire clan and left.
8 0 ReplyWith a little luck it will simultaneously act as a summoning circle for a demon that will kill the creator of this monstrosity and perish its sight from earth to protect the rest of us
7 0 ReplyTaiwan’s Pizza Hut is always so wild:
6 0 ReplyGod I feel like my city is in the relative pizza stone age compared to this
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Good god. Burn this world now
6 0 Replylooks like some symbol
6 0 ReplyI'm ethically opposed to much of this, but I can't fault it for lack of ambition. It's like a built-in dessert with every slice
6 0 ReplyI’ve been staring at this for about ten minutes.
5 0 Replyi think the problem is the oreo. remove them and add a chowder sauce?
5 0 ReplyMaybe save the oreos for the last slice?
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What the fuck?
5 0 Replyshi I'll grab a slice
2 0 ReplyYou son of a bitch, I'm in!
2 0 ReplyThings that will make your voluntarily order a pineapple pizza.
2 0 ReplyNo!!!! But also yes.
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