What's your favourite thing to put on fries that isn't mayo?

Salt is pretty good, but yeah, mayo it is

Ketchup

Onions

Is anyone out there really eating unsalted fries?

The correct answer is salt. Or at least some form of seasoning

garlic sauce?

Hollandaise or peanut sauce

Dipped in soft serve vanilla ice cream.

Pink sauce (Sriracha-Mayo)

I love tartar sauce, but it includes mayo

MSG

BBQ sauce 😋

Burger sauce

No-one's mentioned aoli? Is there a significant overlap between aoli and mayonnaise?

White vinegar.